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How to Coexist Peacefully With the Spirits
Lesson One: Do not get involved with the Spirits unless you absolutely have to.
Lesson Two: Remember your diplomacy. Yelling at a Spirit is a bad idea, no matter how justified you are in doing so.
Lesson Three: Do not steal from the same Spirit twice. You will get caught. And cursed.
The Eumelos Corollary: Punching out spirits is fun. If you're strong enough, you can even get away with it.
In the Teklo Senate, no-one can hear you scream…
Behold and tremble before the entirety of the Becquerel Armed Forces!
And then Caleyll was the artist…
(Hang around with an artist long enough, you pick up a few things.)
(Tell me about it!)
Own up - who opened it?
Coming soon, to a Sylphim near you.
If you thought your secrets were safe beneath the canopy. . .
. . . think again.
Remember kids - don't accept death from strangers
CRAILTH'S HIT LIST (For my eyes only)
PerpsRebels- Squatters
SeditionistsAnarchists- Criminals
Bad GuysArkhiviansUndead Kirlsa PrincePeople you never knew were perps, rebels, seditionists and bad guys- People you never knew were Arkhivians (hard to confirm - check records)
ZenithZenith- Zenith?
ScumLoud next-door neighbours- People who chew too loudly in art galleries (Surprisingly elusive - contact Verenjay)
And so Ayay will be the most awesome of all. . .
BUT IS IT ART?
(It sure ain't Chitha)
The Becquerel stand united! Well, sort of…
(May not contain actual Admiral Andar.)
THE IMPERIAL CHITHANA WOULD LIKE TO DENY REPORTS THAT THE BECQUEREL ARE CAPABLE OF DETECTING THE SPIES THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOT SENT TO ENSURE THAT THEY DO OR DO NOT ACT IN ACCORDANCE WITH CHITHANA POLICIES THAT THE IMPERIAL CHITHANA ARE NOT ENFORCING. WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO DENY SUGGESTIONS THAT THE AFORMENTIONED SPIES WE HAVE NOT SENT ARE INCAPABLE OF GETTING INFORMATION OUT OF THE BECQUEREL IN ACCORDANCE WITH ORDERS THEY HAVE NOT BEEN GIVEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
Alright, Imperial Chithana. I've found your spies. They're not very good at hiding when they keep flying into my window or getting distracted by my lamp. You're not getting any information outta me, so why don't you call them off before I introduce them to my vacuum? :P
THE BECQUEREL HAVE NO SECRETS.
THE BECQUEREL CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE YOUR SECRETS.
BUT AS THE IMPERIAL CHITHANA HAVE SAID, THEY ARE ONTO YOU.
YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY CONCENTRATE ALL OF YOUR EFFORTS ON HIDING FROM THOSE GUYS.
(…this propaganda may have worked better had I bothered to post it before the war finished.)
Becquerel/Aquienos Chimera. It's just not a pretty sight.
So. . . who are numbers one and two?
(#1 - Perps. #2 - Rebels.)
So other Sylphim, and other Sylphim, mostly?
\\Everything is better… …with hedgehogs
For Great Honour!
It's a hump, not a wing, stupid.
– Look again, Ground Walker.–
The Imperial Chithana. Peace Is Our Profession.
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SUPPORT THE IMPERIAL CHITHANA.
WE'RE ONTO YOU.
THE CHITHANA WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT ANY REPORTS OF “THE MONSTEROUS UNDEAD CORPSE OF THE CLOCKWORK ARKHIVIAN KING” ARE TO BE DISREGARDED.
NO REALLY, IT DOESN'T EXIST.
WE DIDN'T AT ALL CONSTRUCT IT IN OUR SECRET SKYLAB.
IT'S CERTAINLY NOT RIGHT BEHIND YOU, RIGHT NOW.
THIS BOOK DOESN'T HAVE ANY ANSWERS.
Yes, actually.